There are 41 types of toenail
And 70 ways to sneeze
It takes an hour to ribble your ribs
And 12 to nobble your knees.
There are 81 types of elbow
And 17 ways to yawn
Your bottom will burp a thousand times
Before your body is born.
There’s 54 styles of hiccup
And 95 ways to drool
The body produces a million smells
(And more if you count ones at school).
There are 52 types of freckle
And 76 sorts of rash
If you blow your nose two thousand times
You’ll end up with a red moustache.
There’s 93 methods of coughing
And 40 for catching your tears
There’s 23 techniques for picking your nose
And 80 for picking your ears.
There’s numbers all over your body
From your head right down to your feet
So if you’re stuck for something to count
You can always count on me.
James Cappuccini 2015