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The bell will ring at a quarter to nine,
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At nine o’clock it’s lesson one,
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Break time bell’s at half past ten,
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It’s History all afternoon,
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Keep an eye on Tom and Jess,
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Separate Colette and Lynn,
They really can’t get on.
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He can only count to one.
There’s one more thing. It’s actually,
The reason you’ve been hired.
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Yesterday I was fired!
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Toodle-oo!
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