Nouvelle Cuisine

Good evening Sir. Madam.

The set menu tonight?

Why indeed –

Well, there’s Cat and Couscous Casserole
Then the Baboon and Banana Brûlée.
The Pork and Porcupine Pasty
Is served with the Soup of the Day.
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There’s the Mouse and Marmite Moussaka
Or a Skinhead and Sardine Stew….
And I think the Fur-ball Fahita
Has fries which comes with that too.
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There’s Bean and Bogey Bruschetta
Then the Tomato and Toenail Tureen.
Oh, the Puke and Pineapple Pizza
Is the freshest you’ve ever seen!
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The Racoon and Radish Risotto
Comes with the Custard and Clams.
The chef can prepare you a cheesecake
But he will have to slaughter some lambs.
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And finally, if you fancy
He can rustle you up a tart.
I’ve had it before, it’s wonderful…
And perfumed with Kangaroo fart.

Now what might it be?

Oh, you’re leaving us?
….
Oh, you have a reservation you forgot about elsewhere…

A fine choice, Sir. Madam. Good evening.

© James Cappuccini 2014